“[holding Andy as hostage] The hard-boiled cop. You made it. Each side's lost some guys. We're about even so far. But when I kill this one, I win.”
HB
“[After his pants are set on fire and a baby urinates down his leg] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.”
Hard Boiled
“A cop dies and I make a tune for him.”
Hard Boiled
“Roses are so obvious. Anyone would suspect them.”
Hard Boiled
“Guy goes through hell for a girl but she doesn't realize it.”
Hard Boiled
“[after shooting a guy while carrying a baby, covering the babies eyes] Woops, X-rated action”
Hard Boiled