“[Driving while singing along to The Dwarve’s MotherFucker song on the radio with Irene paranoidly recoiled as far as possible from him in her seat holding a lawn dart as a potential weapon] I'm a Motherfucker! I'm a Motherfucker! I'm a [repeatedly] Mo... [glances over at Irene looking paranoid] Whoa, whoa, whoa. [Turns off radio] What's the buzz? Tell me what's happenin'.”
“[A beginning montage of Charlie/Hank is riding his patrolbike] Meet Charlie. Helpful dad. Upstanding citizen. And an 18 year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land, The Rhode Islan...”
Me, Myself & Irene
“It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. Some break down and cry like a baby. Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower.”
Me, Myself & Irene
“I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven.”
Me, Myself & Irene
“Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.”
Me, Myself & Irene
“Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.”
Me, Myself & Irene
