“[A beginning montage of Charlie/Hank is riding his patrolbike] Meet Charlie. Helpful dad. Upstanding citizen. And an 18 year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land, The Rhode Islan...”

Me, Myself & Irene

“It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. Some break down and cry like a baby. Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower.”

Me, Myself & Irene

“I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven.”

Me, Myself & Irene

“Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.”

Me, Myself & Irene

“Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.”

Me, Myself & Irene