“Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that "never happened" from one of their files that "doesn’t exist".”
“I never worked in a funeral home. Somethin’ I can do for you, Slick?”
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“Get a mop, and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately. [After coffee has been spilt at the post office.]”
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“It's nice. Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. I did miss this city.”
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“Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's... [Jeff attacks T]...kinda stupid.”
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“[to Jeff] Sweet dreams, big boy!”
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