“I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dream girls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a fucking conniption. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the - the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse.”
“[voiceover] I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.”
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“It was the first time I felt how pitying someone and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head. Overwhelming sadness, meanwhile you got a Rodney. Is that sick? I think… yeah… I think th...”
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“Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.”
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“Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's.”
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“Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down.”
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