“If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.”

Tommy Lasorda

“Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?”

Tommy Lasorda

“About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.”

Tommy Lasorda

“Manny Mota and Vic Davalillo have 100 years between them. The average age of our bench is deceased.”

Tommy Lasorda

“I knew something was up when he couldn't go to his right. He said he was living his fantasy, and I said it was my fantasy to get his [rear] off the field.”

Tommy Lasorda