“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“The little man on the wedding cake.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.”

Alice Roosevelt Longworth