“I can count to four and repeat. I'm a drummer.”

Tré Cool

“Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the ends [pause] Light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends.”

Tré Cool

“Tré Cool plays the drums in Green Day, and he snorts [he sniffs] donut sprinkles, and [wipes his nose] . . . oh, that's a sweet drain.”

Tré Cool

“I don't want you to get the wrong idea. Not all liberals smoke lettuce!”

Tré Cool

“Condoms are for sailors”

Tré Cool