“Like red meat thrown before the Atkins crowd in the Republican Party, the initiative would teach problem solving, negotiating, and listening skills, which might then trickle up to the Bush Administration.”
“Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.”
Kate Clinton
“And they picketh it up and laideth it in a Ziploc bag”
Kate Clinton
“On airlines, so many passengers' faces are buried in John Grisham books, they could be complimentary copies for Grisham Airlines.”
Kate Clinton
“Like those itinerant clerics who traveled during the summer months and took over for vacationing priests, I hope to help out this summer in Provincetown, but without the pedophilia.”
Kate Clinton
“The Administration's policy on women is often hard to see because it is written in the font size of pharmaceutical ads.”
Kate Clinton