“Yossarian sidled up drunkenly to Colonel Korn at the officers' club one night to kid with him about the new Lepage gun that the Germans had moved in. "What Lepage gun?" Colonel Korn inquired with curiosity. "The new three-hundred-and-forty-four-millimeter Lepage glue gun," Yossarian answered. "It glues a whole formation of planes together in mid-air."”
“It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.”
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“Actually, the pain in his liver had gone away, but Yossarian didn't say anything and the doctors never suspected.”
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“After he made up his mind to spend the rest of the war in the hospital, Yossarian wrote letters to everyone he knew saying that he was in the hospital but never mentioning why. One day he had a better...”
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“The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likeable. In three days no one could stand him.”
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“The colonel dwelt in a vortex of specialists who were still specializing in trying to determine what was troubling him. They hurled lights in his eyes to see if he could see, rammed needles into nerve...”
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