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“Ludger Brink: Come here, you phlegm-carapaced slime-faced mucus-brained furry-legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women! (Low doesn't move) Ludger Brink: Low, you idiot! Why are you standing there? Boston Low: I'm still trying to figure out what you said.”
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